I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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