dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize