weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I want to walk on stilts...naked
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
