I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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