Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
