So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
