Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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