Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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