Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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