I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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