I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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