Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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