Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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