She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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