It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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