ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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