Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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