Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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