I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
