Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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