She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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