Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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