Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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