just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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