Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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