i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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