oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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