Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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