We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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