Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We talked him into tasing himself.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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