I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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