This girl is more easily done than said...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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