do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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