yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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