You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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