i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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