You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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