Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
