Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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