..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
