fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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