Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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