i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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