:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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