By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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