the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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