I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Pappa wants mamma naked
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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