jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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