why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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