Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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