You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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