Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You did what with his pubic hair?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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