Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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