Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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