I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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