Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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